Explained in a way that even sock puppets can understand

"Lars Wilson" <siaxa...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:

> WHERE BIBLE AND SECULAR HISTORY

It's like this, sock puppet...

Say you've got a lot of holes in your garden, and
you wanted to get rid of them. One way a normal
person would never go about this is by heading
out to the garden, digging new holes and using the
soil to fill in the old holes.

Why? Because you'd end up with the same number
of holes you began with!

The same is true for all of you crystal-hugging
alternative history freaks. Your "New" timelines
create as many problems as they solve. See,
you need a "new" timeline in order to shoehorn
in a literally true bible, making up for your lack
of religious faith. But by doing so you are in
effect orphaning every single religious "fact" that
you thumpers currently cling to as "Evidence"
for a literally true bible. Everything.