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*** acts on Provincetown beaches prompt outrage
By Katy Jordan | Monday, July 7, 2008
Boston Herald
Frisky sun wor****pers are flocking to have *** on the beach in
Provincetown - but are sending horrified family vacationers packing,
officials said.
Angry Cape Cod National Seashore officials said they are cracking down on
public *** acts along the picturesque shoreline after the number of
citations for public *** acts more than tripled, from an average of 40 to
132 last year.
"This is not what we're interested in seeing," said George Price,
Superintendent of the National Seashore. "Over the last couple of years,
public (***) acts like this have been viewed by visitors."
Price said officials are baffled as to why the vacation mecca has suddenly
become a hotbed of public *** for randy exhibitionists.
"Laws and enforcement have not changed - it just seems to be something
that
some people decided we want to see," Price said.
Complaints have included whale-watchers sailing past large groups of ****
men, and families stumbling upon people engaged in *** acts on the
pristine
national shore that attracts tens of thousands of vacationers from
throughout the world each year.
One complaint, issued in 2007, was from a New Jersey family walking in the
dunes who encountered couples and a large group of men having "*** in the
****, including oral and anal *** right out in the open," the Cape Cod
Times
re****ted last week.
"The majority is gay, but we've had issues with hetero *** as well.
Families
are upset and outraged," Price said.
He added that many gay community members are also appalled about the
recent
surge in public ***, which is illegal under federal and state laws and can
incur heavy fines.
"It's really two issues, one is the **** sunbathing, which has been around
since the '70s and '80s, and that issue is being addressed.
"But the issue that we're talking about today is public ***: It's a
seashore
problem and it's a town problem," he said.


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