Darren recently inquired as to what we would ask or say to the good
Captain, should we have the chance. And so...
TOP 10 QUESTIONS/COMMENTS FOR CAPTAIN SMITH
10. Do you prefer ice in your drinks?
9. If you don't slow down I'm going to tell your "rudder" on you!
8. Have you seen a pair of binoculars lying around someplace?
7. As problems go, that coal fire was just the "tip of the
iceberg."
6. This thing is 900 ft. long? When we get to New York, do we have
to parallel park?
5. Is it true that there's a Titanic Olympic Swim Team?
4. Did Andrews's calculations account for the water that was
ALREADY in the swimming pool?
3. If everybody flushed every toilet in every lavatory every two
minutes...how much time would that have bought?
2. Did Harland & Wolff ever suggest "bumpers" being installed?
1. Three words - - - "Styrofoam-packed cargo".
